Phyllanthus Mirabilis Caudex Bulb

Phyllanthus Mirabilis — The Office Worker Plant 🕘🌿

Meet your new plant buddy that literally clocks in and out. Leaves open by day, close up at night like it’s had enough of your nonsense. Big caudex base (the bulbous bit) stores water like it’s hoarding vacation days.

Bonus: the leaves change colour like mood lighting.
Easy care — just some bright light, occasional water, and no performance reviews.
Perfect for entry-level plant lovers or anyone who wants a low-key weirdo with great work ethic.

Available now, no HR paperwork require.